4:15 PM
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
{im so cold im so cold}OHMYGOD! chemistry is overrrrr and that (points to picture) is exactly how relieved i am. wheeeeeeee! it was total bullshit tho, can see the big U coming my way again):there's two big boulders on my head now. maths and geog, ON THE SAME DAY? teachers are sadists i tell you. grrrr.but you know whaaaaaaaat? after geog, i can literally smell FREEDOM!
RAYA RAYA RAYA, MONEY MONEY MONEY, FOOD FOOD FOOD, DINNER AT CC! zoomggggg. cannot wait. my heart wana burst. AND THEN THERE IS SHOPPING! YAY!(:ok, before i go enjoy, lemme go slog my ass off for the next two days(: ok dah, SELAMAAAAAAAT.
6:32 PM
Saturday, September 26, 2009
{the body language}hello, miss semangat-seminit is here.family out to enjoy the goodness of hari raya while im stuck at home, with notes pressed against my cheeks. yes, my butt. ive been sitting on my notes cz i hatehatehate the sight of notes. ONE WEEK NADZIRAH, YOU CAN DO IT!stupid shit, so many nonsense in my head that i cnt even remember important stuffs, I CNT REMEMBER UMBRELLA LYRICS. can you believe it?!ohhhh sweet love(:shit, i just spend so much time on hindustan. AHAHA, cnt help it. too classic, a must watch(: so sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. i like!ok dah, ni budak wana go press more notes to her cheeks. nak ikot?OH WAAAAAIT, i need to tell this story.yesterdaaaay, my pregnant sister and her husband was gg home from my house. cz she pregnant, so she cnt take his bike home. so she waited for taxi by the roadside while he waited at his motorbike in the carpark till she get a taxi ah.so while waaaiting for a taxi, gt this nonsense mat go approach her and ask her for money. my mom was also looking at her from my kitchen ah, so she saw the mat approaching her.then seconds later, the taxi came. the mat still pestering her! she got into the taxi, HE GO PULL THE DOOR OPEN! then according to my mom who spoke to her on the phone seconds later, she asked the taxi driver to drive away ASAP!wait wait, fun part coming! her husband zoom out from the carpark to where the mat was.(all this happen within the time span of around 1 minute)he got off his bike and according to my mom who had the bird's eye view of all this, they were rubbing shoulders already. like, YOU WANA FIGHT? (hahaha, so eggciting!)so my mom woke my snoring dad who was in the hall. he also zooom to pput on his macho jubah(chey). and zooomed downstairs to where the mat and my bro in law were.by the time he reach there, the mat walk away already. apparently, my bro in law gave him a piece of his mind ah. MY DAD NOT HAPPY. he screaaamed " EH KAU! MARI SINI!". to that mat ah. the mat raaaaaaaaaaaan for his life cz my dad was charging after him. (trust me, not a pretty sight)but my dad got dizzy halfway and almost fainted. must be his high blood pressure or sth. so he stopped chasing and my bro in law had to help him up.then my bro in law zoomed home to where my sister was.hahahaha, drama mama i tell you! but its like, so heartwarming. like, my sister was watched over by so many people! just that mat's luck to disturb he wrong person. wahahahaha.so moral of story, DONT MESS WITH HASSAN'S DAUGHTERS. cheycheychey. wahahahahaha(:
3:51 PM
Thursday, September 24, 2009
{coz this aint a fairytale}soooo, i am off to do econs now. too many distractions online. hahahaha.geepee 2moro people. we see how hor. lets just hope marriage or family come out ah. hahahaha.i damn hungry. shall go away now.
11:55 PM
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
{sometimes i wana}hey world.i need to pee. brb.ok back, i guess i wont have much to say here. shall get back to studying. bye world(:
1:35 PM
Monday, September 21, 2009
{aint nothing gonna change}yes, thats me, the cute one. the cuter one is adam lah duh! hahaha, sheesh! HAHAHA. nvm.omg, i just got the msg that my uncle just passed away):ok gtg. shit, what a stupid post.
11:27 AM
Sunday, September 20, 2009
{even if the sky is falling down}selamat hari raya(:did i tell you, torres is just simply amazing? two goals! AMAZING! go liverpool, you are rocking my socks off! woohooo!aiyoyoyoyo, raya raya raya. study study study. no fun no fun no fun):i shall be gone now. hahahaha. mating partner eh? right(:and you know, i know, public dont know(:
10:06 PM
Saturday, September 19, 2009
{a new year}woah, one year since last raya? zomg. i remember complaining that its puasa BUT GUESS WHAAAAT? the mufti called me to tell me that BESOK RAYA! betooooooool! tak tipu! BESOK RAYA!! omg, im so annoying. heeeh.ok, i have this irritatingly overly sweet smelling mask on my face. i wana puke. bleaarrggghhh.anyways, SELAMAT HARI RAYA(: new year, new clothes (tho i seriously have issues with my this year's cz the bloody stupid nyonya didnt follow my design. a big F in your face woman. i still not happy with you), new shoes, new car.. (chey, hahaha, melebih pulak!) no no, no new car.oh that reminds me, yesterday, i went to geylang to get new carpet(yay!) and stuffs. so me, both sis, mum, dad, adam and bro in law was waiting by the road for my dad's car to appear. HAHAHA, damn funny i tell you. a similar car drove past us, MY SISTER THOT IT WAS MY DAD'S CAR! she was like"EHHH! EHHH! CHOP! CHOP!" and was waving her hands frantically at the driver (yes, by the busy road at GEYLANG) only to realise it wasnt my dad. hahaha, DAMN FUNNY. and oh, my mom fell off the new sofa(YAY!) while wearing her socks. cannot tahan.yeah, i cannot tahan already. stupid mask making me wayy too wooozy.try, you really gotta try. cz i dont know why im giving so much anymore.
5:25 PM
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
{coz it doesnt matter}omfg. hahaha, RAYA IS ON SUNDAY! (:and yes, i hate my life right now.looking forward to cheeeeesy cheeeeken frank with honey mustaaaard and hot doooog bun! YUMMY YUM YUM!ok dah, shall go off now. toodles!
8:57 PM
Monday, September 14, 2009
{coz you are IT}hello world. im tired. bye.
11:25 AM
Friday, September 11, 2009
{but now im hung over}
omg, my tummy is in a whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl.
lemme share my agony with you all ok. here goes.
so yesterday morning, i woke up. my head was spinning and my tummy was aching and i swear i felt my dinner at my throat. i wobbled down the stairs of my bed and nearly fell head first cz i was toooooooo dizzy.
managed to crawl to the toilet, reached for the sink and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. goes my dinner. my stomach hurt like craaaaaaaaaaaaazy and then i felt the urge to shit. reached for the toilet bowl and KABOOOOOOSH. like pipe sia. no need to push, come out already. at the same time, my puke was coming out, so it was a two way thingy.
hahahaha, so my head was bend towards the sink while my ass was still in place on the toilet bowl and i felt like some giant was wringing me like a towel.
stumbled out of the toilet and saw my mom's horrified face. realised that i was pretty noisy in there. heh.
a while later, mum experienced the same thing. we both were flat sia on the ground. crazy shit. i have never felt sooooooooooo weak before. my tempt shot up to 39 deg. puked again one more time and shit so many times. cannot tahan liao. i cannot even stand up. hahahaha.
so after buka, i was already at the peak of my suffering. either i get some medical attention or i stay on my death bed. so yes, mum dragged dad to send me to doct. the doct taptap my tummy, complained about how silly i am to buy food at bedok interchange when i know its nt clean and what not.
injected my poor butt. damn pain i tell you. then he told me that i would take around three days to fully recover cz the poison seem to be pretty bad. grrrrrrrrrrrrr. and no other food but porridge. how annoying is that you tell me. ):
stupid shit ah kway teow uncle. you retarded ass. i deserve to be angry. please dont be so profit maximising till you neglect the hygiene of your food stuffs. ppl suffer you know, and yet you make money out of it. tsk. maybe it was never your intention, but pleaaaase, think before you dare put yesterday's leftovers to sell today. my 5 minutes spent on enjoying that kway teow is so not enough to cover for the time lost and the pain i suffered. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
so right now, i just forced down around 10 spoons of porridge and three slices of apple. all this cz i did not eat a single shit yesterday. like seriously, i ate nothing over the time period of 24 hours. and right now, i feel my puke coming up again):
god, spare me this suffering. i need to study for my promos. please, please, please): i cnt tahan already.
please):
7:06 PM
Thursday, September 10, 2009
fuck. stomach pain, puking. fuck.
8:58 PM
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
{you changed up your make up, your DNA}hello world. i officially declare myself world's ugliest and laziest pig.i deserve a big fat ugly smack across my face. its wednesday siti nadzirah. and yet, im not doing anything quite productive. nvm nvm, 2MORO. i will start. full blast. hahahaha, dont you sometimes wonder when 2moro will ever come?esmee denters in my head lah, i cnt tahan. the song damn nice.lemme show you something interesting.nadzirahhhh - cz my lips are sealed. says:
i knowww
i saw her a long time ago
on youtube
and you know what
justin timberlake
also saw her on youtube
thats how she became famous
JOM AH MARLIA
WE GO YOUTUBE!!
HAHAHAA
we can be the next zee avi!
WE CAN BE
THEEE BABI!
HAHAHAHAHAMARLIA. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA GILAAA
yeahh manelah tahu*nadzirahhhh - cz my lips are sealed. says:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
THEE BABI!MARLIA. says:
can ah
*nadzirahhhh - cz my lips are sealed. says:
HAHAHAHAHAMARLIA. says:
i dun wna study anymore*nadzirahhhh - cz my lips are sealed. says:
hahahahaha
THEE BABI
NOT FUNNY MEH
IM LIKE ON THE FLOOR
HAHAHAMARLIA. says:
hahaha
terpaksa ketawa*nadzirahhhh - cz my lips are sealed. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEE BABI!
HAHAHAHAHAMARLIA. says:
wtf laugh at ur own jokeso yes, hahahahaha. i love esmee! and justin bieber. aper hal ni, everyone so young can sing. i so old still croaking. hahahaha.haiyoo, too bad for me then. hahaha(:
12:08 PM
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
{i know what i did wasnt clever}i am listening to IMOGEN HEAP - hide and seek. and i dont understand the song. hahahaha, as in, what are you trying to say here?so many new songs. i like!(: and yknw what i just did? i switched off my radio to listen to my mom's radio cz gt " sepasang kurungan biru " on. my favourite. lovelylovelylovely song. hari raya just sometimes get to me. its retardedly painful somehow. idk how its gonna be like this year. no more grandparents. time for the new generation to take over. but if the next in line are not even on talking terms, where's the glow of raya right? idk. lets just hope things would turn out fine.my baju raya better turn out fine i tell you. so eggcited! hahaha, and shit, im alone this raya): i remember how my sisters would take so long to get ready and we will wait for my brother and daddy to come home fom masjid. and now, only me. waking up in the morning. without sisters to fuss over my non-visible make up, without a brother complaining about waking up early and sitting on the table top muching on kueh raya with his eyes closed( ahahha, classic).sad. real sad. i hope i wont be a cheeken and start crying. hahahaha. i remember my mom and dad gg haji, I STEP FIERCE ONLY. no no, no crying. but then, when it hits me that they were actually leaving (tho i was eggcited), it made me cry like a baby! hahahahaha. eeeeeeks, no no. paisey ttm.ON THE BRIGHTER, maybe noisier, SIDE! i will have two nephews by the end of this year! yay yay yay! hahahaha. RAYYAN HAZIQ and ADAM ANAQI(: my two smexy boys. girls watch out, 17 years from now, my hot stuffs will be making you beg for your youth back. cheycheychey. hahahaha.this post is long eh? idk, im thinking alot here.17 years from now, i would be 34. would i still be blogging like this? (note to self, remember to come back here when you are 34 and answer this question). so many things happened over the course of the past 17 years. what will happned in the next 17 years?more nephews? nieces? more deaths? more tears? more heartbreaks? more cheesecake? idk. i really dont know. married? widowed? single? working? unemployed? homeless? oh wait, alive or dead? oh crap. it is kinda scary that you dont know what the future holds. but i guess thats what makes life worth living for.adam just puked out his breakfast and mom is gg mad trying to get it off hte carpet. he is currently stinking up my room cz he just poooped. confirm. AAAAAHHH. hahahahahaha.awww, my baby boy. i love him so much. if anybody dare to bully him or hurt him, JAGA KAU. hahaha, dont mess with my adam and rayyan and whoever lah. but if they are the bullies, they also get it from me.ok dah, my mom found out why he puked. he drank his milk before eating the porridge. so that poor boy just had to puke his full stomach out. hahahaha."..you are better than the best, im lucky to just linger in your life.." - Uncle Kracker smile. hehehehehehe.i dont run away from life. im not even moved by it."..Don't forget to remember me. Don't forget (please don't) to remember me. Please keep me in your heart.If we ever have to part.Don't forget (get get) to remember me.." - T.I. dont forget.so many lovely songs! yay!(: ok dah, im gg off to study now. bye world.
11:10 AM
Sunday, September 06, 2009
{i dont wanna go to bed, mad at you}hello. hahaha. im alone at home. sheesh kepeesh. thot i would be safe with home delivery but of course, the delivery person has to be a mat. sheesh kepeesh. image go down the drain.so yes, i shall be gone to do my maths now. (right)im singing and i wont stop.and bloody hell, im craving for another oreo cheesecake. bloody hell.ok dah, byebye(:
6:50 PM
Friday, September 04, 2009
{So sexy it hurts}
hey lovelies(:
can you let me say it again? OMG, ITS FRIIDAAAAY! thank god its friday. any idea how much i adore fridays? mmmmmm?(:
and urgh, lemme get my minah mode on for a while.
alamak setan. muker kau kalau mulia takper jugak. gigi cam pagar roboh, nak step besar per? aper punyer nasib lah eh, kena tengok muker bacin kau dari first day of orientation sampai sekarang. jangan nak step besar sini lah eh, sekali aku lap muker kau. relek sua. kau pegi balik pat minah malaysia kau sua. setan, dah burok buat hal burok. knnbccb.
yeap, thats all. hahahaha, some bugger getting on my nerves.
ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS, time to mug and mug):
i miss kicking around): i really do.
10:46 AM
Thursday, September 03, 2009
{cuz girls aint got no pocket}WASSSSSUUUPPPP WORLLLDDD(:its 1048 yo. and guess where i am? yes yes, hibernating under my bed. bleagh.you cannot actually blame me. it was extremely impossible to crack open my eye lids this morning. by the time it did crack open, it was a lovely 1030 smack on the clock. yeap. that was my morning. must be cz of the extra irritating night i had. gahhh. IRRITATING.so now, i shall be productive. which is just gg to farm ville to check my crops out. then then then, ala lantak lah. i am soooo tired. bloody hell.ok bye world, if gt anything interesting, i shall update again.and oh, laptop's being a real sweetheart this morning. MUACKS!(:
9:11 PM
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
{because im perfectly imperfect}hello world. for a total of 24 hours, life was extra good yesterday(: being close to amazing people who are such angels (siak uh, puji semacam). hahahaha.LOVELOVELOVE THE TIME SPENT! i adore every single moment of it, i really felt like no time was wasted at all. hahahahaha. tho we walked and stopped and screamed for like 90% of the time. but it was worth it(:MORE MORE MORE. nak laaaaaaaaagik! i can just imagine hari raya. OHAMGEE. promos tak promos. im gg to jalan raya! oh oh, FORGOT! im going to BUS RAYA! hahahahaha. inside joke. nvm.so today, was dragged out of bed at 10 am by mom to go orchard to shop fr hari raya stuffs. met sisters along with mr badam and POOF, we tool the train and nobody bothered to give up their seats to my pregnant sis, nor to my sis who was carrying adam. sweetsweet singaporeans. keep it up! may your butts get stuck to the chair(:bought my shoes (i repeat SHOES) bracelet, ear rings and brooch from tangs. lovely. adore shopping. amazing feeling. hahahaha(:ok, lemme share a joke then i am off to study for lecture test(macam real).we were in the taxi home from orchard, my sisters were at the back seat with my mom.then my elder sister looked through the back window of the taxi, as in the one really at the back and said:"eh, first time nampak Zubir Said Drive" ---> (talking about the name of the street)second sister angrily replied back"aper kau merepek! Zubir Siad dah meninggal lah!" ---> (thot my sister actually saw Zubir Said driving a car)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. cannot carry. even the taxi driver was laughing. maybe it doesnt sound tht funny here. but but, ahahahha. nvmmm.so yes my dears, i shall get going(:and nope, dont think i can tolerate nonsense anymore.
